Category: Joke Board
I know none of the housework got done. I was reflecting on new and innovative ways to please you.
I'm taking a few sick days. I'm going to see my doctor, but he moved to Maui, so it could be awhile before I'm back.
I'll be oversleeping for the next couple of months. I got a grant for some research into dream therapy.
Not coming in, boss. I had my radio alarm tuned to the all news station and now I'm too depressed to get out of bed.
No, I haven't changed the oil in my car in four years. Why should I? It still hasn't used up the oil that's in there!
I'm sorry, my husband and I won't be able to attend your wedding. He hasn't recovered from ours, yet.
It makes no sense to end my vacation by going back to work. Work was what caused my need for a vacation in the first place!
I'm not apathetic, I'm emotionally mellow.
Yeah, I could take the trash out, but we'd just make more.
No, I'm not working less ... I'm preparing for retirement.
No, I didn't burn the dinner, I've created a tribute to charcoal.
Ha! I'm going to save this. Might need one of these some day.
*laughs* Those are cool.
All ready tried the first one and it didn't work for me so good luck to you.